Why didn’t the sun go to university?
Because it already has a million degrees.
How does the moon cut its hair?
Eclipse it.
Why weren’t the astronauts hungry when they arrived in space?
Because they had a big launch.
My kid is really obsessed with the moon.
I’m hoping it’s just a phase.
Why doesn’t Saturn ever go to the jewellery store?
Because it already has enough rings!
Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter!
Why couldn’t the astronaut book a hotel on the moon?
Because it was full!
Birthday parties in space are the worst. Why?
Because they have no atmosphere.
Did you hear Einstein came up with a theory about space?
Well, it’s about time!
What did Mars say to Saturn?
Give me a ring sometime.
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
Rocket.
What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
I Apollo-gize.
What kind of money is used for trading in outer space?
Starbucks.
Why did the star get arrested?
Because it was a shooting star!
Why did the astronaut break up with her boyfriend?
Because she needed some space.
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