Trying to figure out why 2024 will be longer than 2023…
But so far, nothing leaps to mind.
What’s a great thing about leap-year jokes?
That you only hear them repeated every 4 years.
If a leap year has 366 days, what do you call a year with 365 days?
A light year.
Why did the man get arrested on Leap Day?
Because he was doing 29 in a 28 zone.
What do you call a frog born on February 29?
A leap frog
What do Lawyers do on leap day?
They jump to conclusions
How do you know it’s almost Leap Day?
When it is only a hop, skip and a jump away.
What do athletes wear during a Leap Year?
Jumpsuits.
What do kids play during a Leap Year?
Hop-scotch.
What do you call a surgery during a Leap Year?
A hop-eration.
Birthdays are good for your health.
Studies have shown that people with more birthdays live longer.
RIP people born on the 29th of February.
October 31st should be a leap year.
One day you’re having a good time with Halloween. Then it’s 3 years of being ghosted.
Today is a leap day.
Guess you should jump with joy.
Yo mama so old, she even lived through the first leap year.
Are you gonna buy into an annual subscription of any kind?
Do it on February 29, you might get it free for the next four years based on poor code!
Happy 2025 to all.
Remember we must skip 2024 — it’s a leap year.
What kind of music do you listen to on Leap Day?
Hip Hop
How did the leap year party go?
It was jumping all night long!
Why did the calendar feel unbalanced during leap years?
Because it had an extra day to juggle!
Why don’t lions like Leap Day?
Because they are always jumping through hoops.
What does a captain do on Leap Day?
Jump ship.
I’m going to get married on February 29th, so I only have to remember our anniversary once every 4 years.
Why was February so popular with the other months?
Because it brought an extra day of fun to the party!
Why don’t we ever plan important events on February 29th?
Because it’s too risky to take a leap of faith!
Why makes this Joke funny?
Leap to Mind: `This joke plays on the word “leap,” connecting the concept of a leap year adding an extra day to the calendar with the phrase “leap to mind,” which means to come to mind suddenly or easily.
Repeated Every 4 Years: The joke here is about the rarity of leap-year jokes, implying they`re special because you only get to hear them once every four years, just like the leap day itself.
A Light Year: This plays on the scientific term “light-year,” which is a measure of distance, not time, making it funny because it contrasts the concept of a “light” (or less heavy) year with a leap year that has an extra day.
Doing 29 in a 28 Zone: This joke makes a clever play on speed limits and the unique existence of the 29th day in February during a leap year, suggesting someone could get “arrested” for acknowledging the 29th day.
Leap Frog: A simple pun on the leap year and the natural behavior of frogs to leap, making a frog born on February 29th humorously called a “leap frog.”
Jump to Conclusions: Lawyers “jumping to conclusions” `uses the leap year as a setup for a joke about how lawyers might be more prone to making quick judgments on Leap Day, using the action word “jump” to tie back to the theme.
A Hop, Skip, and a Jump Away: This idiom, meaning something is very close, humorously refers to the physical actions of hopping and jumping to signify the nearness of Leap Day.
Jumpsuits: Athletes wearing “jumpsuits” during a Leap Year is a pun connecting athletic activity with the word “leap,” suggesting a thematic attire for the year.
Hop-Scotch: Kids playing “Hop-Scotch” during a Leap Year is a play on the name of the game, which involves hopping, and the leap year theme.
Hop-Eration: `This pun combines “hop” with “operation to create a humorous term for a surgery performed during a Leap Year, playing on the physical action of hopping.
Birthdays and Longevity: `This joke highlights the absurdity of the notion that having more birthdays directly correlates to living longer, humorously lamenting the fate of those born on February 29th who have fewer birthdays.
October 31st as a Leap Year: This joke plays on the idea of being “ghosted” or ignored after Halloween, humorously suggesting that the leap year phenomenon should apply to extend the fun of Halloween, with a play on the concept of time passing quickly or being “ghosted.”
Jump with Joy: A straightforward play on words, suggesting that the appropriate way to celebrate Leap Day is by physically jumping, aligning with the “leap” theme.
Yo Mama So Old: This joke uses the format of “yo mama” jokes to exaggerate the age of someone`s mother, suggesting she`s so old she experienced the very first leap year, playing on the concept of extreme old age.
