International Joke Day falls at the halfway point in the year on July 1st
Find some classic “Why did the chicken cross the road” jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, let the chicken mind its own business.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because this is AMERICA! It can go anywhere it wants.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
To visit his family.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she saw what you did to her eggs.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
What caused the chicken to cross the road and enter the circus?
To learn how to juggle.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because chickens are really, really dumb.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free range.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Just beak-cause he could.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To find a world where no one would question his intention of crossing the road.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because America’s aging infrastructure doesn’t adequately provide footbridges or pedestrian underpasses.
Why did the monkey carry the chicken across the road?
So that somebody could tell this joke.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It wanted to know what all the jokes were about.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was social distancing.
Why couldn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because he was chicken.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because it got run over halfway.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from Colonel Sanders.
Why did the momma chicken cross the road?
To get to the chick-fil-a.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
Because it was “take your child to work day.”
