Joke

My wife said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your fucking…

Husband: "Honey, why do you usually answer me back with a question when I ask…

Did you know that camel cigarettes are mentioned in the Bible?Genesis 24:64 (KJV)And Rebekah lifted…

First Assistant: "So what dimensions do the doors, hinges, walls, and locks need to be…

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?"BREATHE YOU IDIOT, BREATHE!" Joke of…

I think my family might be racist.I brought my new asian girlfriend home to meet…

I went to the zoo.There was only ONE exhibit in the entire zoo.It was a…

Wife: Whatcha doing?Me: Nothing. Wife: You did that yesterday. Me: I wasn't finished. Joke of…

A mathematician leaves a conference only to find that the last train has gone. Being…

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to…