Joke

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?"BREATHE YOU IDIOT, BREATHE!" Joke of…

I think my family might be racist.I brought my new asian girlfriend home to meet…

I went to the zoo.There was only ONE exhibit in the entire zoo.It was a…

Wife: Whatcha doing?Me: Nothing. Wife: You did that yesterday. Me: I wasn't finished. Joke of…

A mathematician leaves a conference only to find that the last train has gone. Being…

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to…

What's the difference between being in prison and being a corporate employee? In prison you…

Woman: "Do you have a greeting card which reads 'You are my first and last…

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham…

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was…