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A married couple were quarreling.Wife: You said you would love me more after marriage?Husband: I…

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?I already have…

What's the difference between an insurance company actuary and a mafia actuary? An insurance company…

Trying to figure out why 2024 will be longer than 2023…But so far, nothing leaps…

"Evidently, my pain pills are not working." "Why do you say that?" "Well, you're still…

George Washington was such a great president.He never blamed any of the country's problems on…

What do clouds wear underneath their pants?Thunderwear. What’s the leading cause of dry skin?Towels. He…

What do you call a bee that comes from America?A USB! <!-- /* 2019/06/19 -…

I asked my friend when his birthday was, and he said, "March 1st".So I walked…

"Darling, I just called to tell you how awesome you are. You really are the…