Joke

Son: "Dad! Dad! There is a monster under my bed!" Dad: "Enjoy it while you…

Do you have a Band-Aid? I have hurt myself while falling for you. You better…

Every time I get a headache I take 2 Ibuprofen and keep away from my…

I rescued a cow from a slaughterhouse...... I named them Jake from Steak Farm. Why…

I saw a man stealing groceries the other day while on the shoulders of a…

Why is the Grinch such a good gardener?He has a green thumb. What type of…

My wife texted me “I love u”.I said that’s my favorite letter, too. Why makes…

Gold asked British people to post their favorite jokes online. A group of judges picked…

Car Dealer: "This car had just one careful owner."Buyer: "But look at it, it's a…

Did you hear about the terrible sinking of the cargo ship which was carrying shoes?…