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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"! TEACHER: What are you talking…

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro roll up to an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy, the…

3 top surgeons are sitting in a bar in _fill_in_your_city_. One triumphantly says: “man, I…

My doctor told me that I have a condition known as narco-somnia, which has symptoms…

Baloney \\ba-lo’-ne\\: Where some hemlines fall.Banquet \\bang’-kwit\\: Why the vocalist had no instrumentalists.Bernadette \\burn’-a-det\\: The…

Cockroaches are found to be capable in surviving a nuclear holocaust, yet one swat with…

Here’s some advice... At a job interview, tell them you’re willing to give 110 percent!Unless…

Kid: Why is some of your hair white dad?Dad: Every time you make me unhappy,…

As I watched my dog chasing his tail, I thought how easily dogs are amused...Then,…

I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don’t know 'y'. <!-- /*…