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Talk about writing skills...Lawyers are the only people who can write a 10,000-word document and…

Mindy: "I finally fixed that annoying noise in my car."Missy: "Really? How did you do…

A woman walks into her bathroom to see her husband sucking in his stomach."You know…

3,027 years from today, life will either be really good or really bad...It's 5050! Why…

Sometimes I wake up grumpy…But other times I let her sleep in! What smells better…

I used to think drinking was bad for me.So I gave up thinking. Why makes…

I had an appointment with my cardiologist yesterday and on his door it read 8…

What did one pumpkin pie say to the other?"You wanna piece of me?" How did…

Why is Thanksgiving a great holiday for gossip?Because the best part are the side dishes.…

Two hunters are lost in the woods.After wandering around for a couple hours they decide…