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An English professor complained to the pet shop proprietor, "The parrot I purchased uses improper…

A rookie was calling up his station on his pocket radio.“I’m outside the Plaza Mall,”…

Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote…

My wife and I were dining out at a nice restaurant. I overheard the couple…

My friend bought a bus pass to a nude beach. It turned out to be…

A hunter lost his bearings and wandered around the forest in a daze. Suddenly, he…

"Dad, I want to become a politician," said Jim. His father asked, "And what are…

A football coached was asked about his star lineman. The coach replied, "He doesn't know…

An American enters a Swiss bank with a giant, heavy sack in each of his…

Miser to son: "Son, how much did it cost when you took your girlfriend to…