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My fiancé and I wanted to get married at the public library.But they told us…

Why is "dark" spelled with a "k" and not a "c"?Because you can't C in…

A customer goes to the bank to make a deposit.Teller: "Sorry sir. This $100 bill…

Wife: "I'm pregnant...."Dad: "Hi pregnant, I’m dad!" Wife: "No, no you’re not." <!-- /* 2019/06/19…

To show my wife how much I love her I bought her a beautiful diamond…

Dating is like traveling on a bicycle. If you don’t like the journey, you can…

Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says, "EOOOOOHAHHHHHMMMM-MMUUUUUUUUUOOOAAAAAAUUUU..."The second whale turns to…

Doctor: "Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news first?"Patient: “Good…

Did you know that the Icelandic alphabet does not contain the letter Z…How do they…

Husband: Babe, after work I had an accident. Sabrina took me to the hospital. After…