Joke

My friend decided to get a face tattoo of his favorite Star Wars character. You…

What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange or Nec-tarines?Where do mummies go if they…

Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady…

A tired u.s. army veteran is looking for a seat on a busy British train.He…

I opened my birthday card and loads of rice fell out.I knew right away who…

A business was hiring a new assistant. They put out ads everywhere. A couple of…

Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?A: They got married in the…

Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium.Me: 0Mg "Dad, can you tell me what…

October 25 is World Pasta Day! Have some fun with pasta and pasta jokes! A…

Mr. and Mrs. Morrison were on a safari in Africa. As they were walking through…