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George Washington was such a great president.He never blamed any of the country's problems on…

What do clouds wear underneath their pants?Thunderwear. What’s the leading cause of dry skin?Towels. He…

What do you call a bee that comes from America?A USB! <!-- /* 2019/06/19 -…

I asked my friend when his birthday was, and he said, "March 1st".So I walked…

"Darling, I just called to tell you how awesome you are. You really are the…

Did you hear about the old man whose birthday one year lasted only one minute?It…

A woman goes to her doctor. She has a breadstick up her nose, a potato…

Jerry was sitting down for breakfast one morning when he was astonished to see in…

Boyfriend: "Honey, on this Valentine's Day, I want to tell you something... I'm not rich…

When my wife was in labor, I would tell her jokes to distract her from…