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I used to think drinking was bad for me.So I gave up thinking. Why makes…

I had an appointment with my cardiologist yesterday and on his door it read 8…

What did one pumpkin pie say to the other?"You wanna piece of me?" How did…

Why is Thanksgiving a great holiday for gossip?Because the best part are the side dishes.…

Two hunters are lost in the woods.After wandering around for a couple hours they decide…

What is tact?Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic. Why makes…

I made a lamb curry last night…Apparently they prefer grass! Someone stole all my lamps…

What kind of dessert sticks to the wall?Pie-der Man! What do you call roasted vegetables…

I hate it when I can't figure out how to operate the iPad and my…

I bought a bag of air today…The company that made it was kind enough to…