Joke

A woman entered the pharmacy, approached the pharmacist, made direct eye contact, and began to…

Diner: "Pardon me, waiter, but what kind of pie it is?"Waiter: "What does it taste…

I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector today…The loud beeping was giving…

I think I may need professional help...A chef, a butler, and a maid should do…

I was furious at my English teacher for dropping me down to a B for…

My friend decided to get a face tattoo of his favorite Star Wars character. You…

What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange or Nec-tarines?Where do mummies go if they…

Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady…

A tired u.s. army veteran is looking for a seat on a busy British train.He…

I opened my birthday card and loads of rice fell out.I knew right away who…