Halloween Jokes
1. Why did the cows turn into werewolves?
– It was a full moooooon.
2. Where do ghosts go on vacation?
– The boo-hamas.
3. What kind of monster loves disco?
– The boogieman.
4. How do you know a vampire has a cold?
– He starts coffin.
5. What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
– A hot dog.
6. Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
– You can see right through them.
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Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes
1. Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Jack.
– Jack who?
– Jack o’lantern.
2. Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Ivan.
– Ivan who?
– Ivan to suck your blood.
3. Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Witches.
– Witches who?
– Witches the best way out of this neighborhood?
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Pumpkin Jokes
1. How did the little pumpkins cross the road?
– With the help of a crossing gourd.
2. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
– With a pumpkin patch.
3. How does the pumpkin listen to music?
– On vine-yl.
4. What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach?
– A life gourd.
5. Where do pumpkins hold business meetings?
– In the gourd-room.
6. What happens if you eat too much pumpkin pie?
– You get autumn-y ache.
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Fall Jokes
1. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
– Straw-berries.
2. What did the scarecrow say when he lost all his stuffing?
– That was the last straw!
3. What is the cutest of seasons?
– Awww-tumn.
4. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
– Squash.
5. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
– To make up for his miserable summer.
6. Why are dads so good at fall puns?
– Because they’re so corny.
Thanksgiving Knock-Knock Jokes
1. Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Annie.
– Annie who?
– Annie-body want some pie?
2. Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Arthur.
– Arthur who?
– Arthur any leftovers?
3. Knock, knock.
– Who’s there?
– Pie.
– Pie who?
– Pie love you.
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Thanksgiving Jokes
1. Why did the gravy get sent to bed early?
– For acting saucy at the table.
2. Why did the turkey get ejected from the basketball game?
– He committed a fowl.
3. Why couldn’t the Thanksgiving band perform?
– Somebody ate the drumsticks.
4. What do sweet potatoes wear to bed?
– Yammies.
5. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving?
– The tur-key.
6. What is the most mythical vegetable?
– A uni-corn.
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Apple Jokes
1. Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?
– It ran out of juice.
2. Why did the apple pie cross the road?
– It saw a fork up ahead.
3. Why did the apple join the circus?
– He loved the apple-ause.
4. Why did the apple pie cry?
– Its peelings were hurt.
5. What did the apple tree say to the hungry caterpillar?
– “Leaf me alone!”
6. Why is it hard to work at the apple pie factory?
– They have such a high turnover rate.
