On 7th October it’s World Cotton Day! Let’s have some cotton-themed humor:
I’m allergic to cotton
I would take medicine for it, but I can’t get it out of the bottle
I told my kids I was gonna take them to that place with the Ferris wheel and cotton candy, but instead I took them to the dentist
They said it wasn’t fair
My teacher in workshop laughed when I said I could make a deadly knife out of cotton…
…After I sharpened the tip, he backed down saying, “I see you’ve made your point.”
“Why is that cotton candy talking?”
“Grandma, that’s Nicki Minaj”
Scientists have created a cotton plant resistant to boll weevils.
When asked about it, they replied, “It’s unbollweevible.”
#worldcottonday
Why makes this Joke funny?
1. Can`t get medicine due to cotton allergy: A paradoxical situation created by an allergy preventing access to the medicine bottle, due to the cotton inside.
2. Kids say dentist trip isn`t fair: Wordplay using “fair” to imply both a fun place with attractions and an equitable action, presenting an unexpected twist.
3. Point made with a cotton knife: Pun on “made your point,” referring to both proving a statement and creating a literal sharp point on an unexpected material.
4. Nicki Minaj mistaken for cotton candy: Uses stereotype and exaggeration humor by portraying a colorful celebrity being mistaken for a confection due to vibrant attire.
5. Unbollweevible cotton plant: A pun combining “unbelievable” and “boll weevil,” presenting scientific achievement in a whimsical way.
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